February 2012
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“Going to the second tittie bar in two days why can’t I stop being a...”
– Relationship Advice with Alfred, 02/09/2012
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“God damn the strippers love me the tought I was high on cock I wasn’t”
– Relationship Advice with Alfred, 2/9/2012
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Alfred: "Ur girls a Jew"
James: "Keen observation, Derf. Keen observation."
Alfred: "I didn't say anything was wrong with it that's cool I mean the last girl I hallad at was a striper and she just added me on Facebook so that sounds like a good thing"
I really hope no one in my office saw me scoop peanut butter onto a piece of chocolate before devouring it.
Watchguineapiggies:
Guinea Pig Village!
SQUEEE!!!!
“The more New Yorkers like something, the more disgusted they are. ‘The kitchen...”
– Tina Fey, Bossypants (via sam-pop)
Back to the US and to tumblr. Eeesh.
January 2012
Greetings from the Holy Land!
Having a wonderful time. Can’t believe I’m finally here! Currently on a bus full of Jews headed towards a natural hot spring in Golan Heights (northern part of Israel). Wifi on the bus= awesome, considering we’ve been on a kibbutz for the last few days with very spotty internetz.
Anywho, lots to say, but I’ll leave it for when I get back.
Shavua tov!
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My first time on New York soil since I moved back to California in 2009. It’s a damn shame I don’t get to leave the airport.
Bittersweet moment.
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Guinea Pigs: flip ALL the things
Me: sigh....
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Guinea Pigs: WEEK WEEK WEEK WEEK